Weight Loss Plan Done PoorlyAfter a decade and some with my chef's knife, it has finally come to pass that I have cleaved off a little bit of myself into what would have become dinner. The bit of dinner in question was a tomato, and the bit of me in question was a barest slice of fingertip from my smallest finger on my lesser hand.
It was not that bad except that it would not stop oozing, so to hospital with me we went. It turns out that these kinds of injuries tend to do that, and it's normal. I am now having a bit of difficulty with this keyboard come times of capitalization, and the guitar is right out.
On the upside, I can now use my pinky, bereft of print, to commit terrible crimes.
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